Only Zog is capable of this…

Nick Mertes (mertesn)

June 16, 2009 2:03 PM ET in News, , , , , ,

The kernels are coming. My darkest nightmares are coming to life. It was as if every childhood fear I ever had about popcorn was destined to intertwine with my life as a starship captain.

Red Alert.  Divert power from forward shields to afterburners.  Make our heading 180 degrees from the onslaught.  I have a plan.

Zola, you and I are facing this thing head-on.  The heat from the afterburners will pop the kernels, and I will divert the popcorn toward you. Do your best to consume as much as possible.  These things seem to come in waves, so we will have to move fast if we are to catch Zog and put a stop to this madness.  I know it will be difficult, but we have to try.

Let Operation Popcorn Supercollider commence.  Zog must be defeated, no matter the cost.



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Popcorn Supercollider by Agreesome Games (iPhone/iPod Touch) $1.99

6 Comments:

  1. Buddy J
    16 Jun '09, 8:20 pm

    I hate this game.

  2. mertesn
    16 Jun '09, 8:28 pm

    There will be opportunity to play this at EPIC.

  3. chrisWhite
    17 Jun '09, 12:40 am

    That looks, um, like a really high quality game there.

  4. Thrax
    17 Jun '09, 2:20 am

    The iPhone's gaming prowess strikes again.

  5. mertesn
    17 Jun '09, 2:49 am

    Yeah. It's terribad. The controls are extremely laggy, and the gameplay is repetative, boring, and repetative. I don't know what possessed these folks to create this game, but the fact that they did and THEN had the balls to charge $1.99 for it is amazing.

  6. Gnome Queen
    24 Jun '09, 1:45 am

    I liked the bloody popcorn.

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