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Make your Steam avatar classy
Peter G.
July 16, 2009 1:04 PM ET in Gaming
Another month, another TF2 blog update on the 15th.
This time, the Soldier is at it again, offering users TF2 class avatars to add to their Steam User account. The photos are nice and the writing is up to par with what you’d expect, but insight is a little thin this time.
At ease, you worthless sons of mothers!
I’ve been asked to present our internet blog-reading public with this handsome collection of avatars, which I’m told you can use on Steam. I don’t mind telling you I have no idea what any of the words in that last sentence meant. This is the problem with the youth of today: too much time inventing nonsense words, not enough time taking a bullet in the lung defending a hill. I don’t have to know what the hell twitters and texting and body sprays are to understand that they’re not the sort of thing men should be engaged in. Like conversations, or painting things that aren’t a house.
The following is a short list of things men should be engaged in, at all times:
1. Getting a haircut
2. Yelling
3. Digesting ribs
4. Hill defenseAt any rate, enjoy your pretty portraits, Fried Green Tomatoes. Don’t cry all over ‘em when you’re painting pictures of poems tonight, or you might electrocute yourselves.
The one thing that stands out is the soldier’s mentioning of hill defense. Will we see a hill defense map in the next TF2 update? I’ve got my fingers crossed.
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