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The Snapvine Watermelon Chronicles
Brian Ambrozy
February 23, 2009 8:27 PM ET in Gaming
I had quite a little crowd in Tarren Mill
For the last few weeks three of us (namely NiGHTS, TiberiusLazarus, and myself) have been having a good old time goofing off in Tarren Mill in Hillsbrad. We all three act like hawkers trying to sell Delicious Snapvine Watermelons for whatever we can get for them. I’ve gotten anywhere from 1 to 5gp for a single melon just by putting on a little comedy show and making people laugh.
Therefore, I think it is in order for us to organize a major guild event—going into Tarren Mill for an hour or so and really working the Snapvine Watermelon market. It would be hilarious and fun.
I started today
The call has been made.
At one point, I had maybe 10 people gathered round as I told a harrowing tale of the dangers of stealing…err.. picking watermelons from the fields of Hillsbrad. People offered me all kinds of items and money as condolences.
How's THAT for some unorthodox guild recruitment?
After telling a sad story about how Kethark, Caballeros, and Nebelwerfer were doomed to huddle behind a barn while human farmhands searched for us, people really started feeling bad. I got all kinds of hugs and sympathy.
Stay tuned for more adventures in the Snapvine Watermelon chronicles. Who wants to join us as we sell watermelons and make the Horde adventurers passing through Tarren Mill laugh?
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