Halo Reach impressions from a ten-year-old

Brian Ambrozy 11 May, 2010 at 12:03pm ET Article published in Gaming

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1. 
   11 May 2010 ~ 12:34pm BuddyJ XBox Live sounds sorta like our D&D sessions.
2. 
   11 May 2010 ~ 12:42pm Chooch need more impressions from Kyle because he is just that cool
3. 
   11 May 2010 ~ 1:40pm timuchan Anyone know how much the collector's ed will be? Looked pretty sweet.
4. 
   11 May 2010 ~ 2:25pm primesuspect Timu-chan:
   
   Collector's Editions detailed.
5. 
   11 May 2010 ~ 2:36pm Frylock This is an amazing video.
   I love the book comparison to Enders Game haha
6. 
   11 May 2010 ~ 2:57pm Winfrey Kyle:Noooo!!
   Bobby:Yessssss!!
7. 
   11 May 2010 ~ 3:41pm UPSLynx they RIPPED OFF Ender's Game with those books! It makes me RAGGGEEEEEE
8. 
   11 May 2010 ~ 3:48pm Thrax At least Halo's ending is better than Ender's Game.
   
   "...He went emo, moved to the interstellar equivalent of a shack in the forest, found an egg, and lead the life of a philosopher hobo..."
9. 
   11 May 2010 ~ 3:51pm Winfrey Wait a minute...that's Halo's ending!
10. 
    11 May 2010 ~ 3:54pm Thrax OHSHI--
11. 
    11 May 2010 ~ 5:13pm UPSLynx hahahaha! I KNEW IT!
12. 
    11 May 2010 ~ 6:05pm Snarkasm It's exactly the same as Halo 3!
    
    No way, it's totally better!
    
    So why do you think your skills should transfer from Halo 3?
    
    Because it's exactly the same game. Made by the same company.
    
    I lol'd hard.
13. 
    11 May 2010 ~ 6:30pm Jingalls "What game?"
    "Halo 3: Reach Beta"
    "And there ya have it."
14. 
    11 May 2010 ~ 7:03pm pseudonym Control Scheme Change RAGE!
    
    Good expansion pack though.
15. 
    11 May 2010 ~ 7:17pm Rexxar Prime lets be honest did you buy the game for him or did he buy it himself?
16. 
    11 May 2010 ~ 7:55pm chrisWhite Lynx is wearing a Blender shirt. Hippy.
17. 
    11 May 2010 ~ 8:04pm primesuspect It's a beta, rex. Nobody bought anything
18. 
    11 May 2010 ~ 8:26pm Bandrik And there you have it. More of the same, with the same crap.
    
    You know what the best three quotes of the game are?
    
    3. Kyle: "He sounded like that for the last three games." Bobby: "So did the rest of the game!"
    
    2. *fart noise in the mic*
    
    1. Announcer: "LOST THE LEAD"
19. 
    11 May 2010 ~ 9:51pm UPSLynx

    chrisWhite wrote:

    lynx is wearing a blender shirt. Hippy.

    i
    
    OPEN SOURCE DUDE. IT IS COOL BECAUSE IT IS OPEN.
20. 
    8 Nov 2010 ~ 6:17pm Calloway Oh my god. I know Kyle from school. :0
21. 
    8 Nov 2010 ~ 6:50pm primesuspect He's kind of a big deal. Major star around here.
22. 
    9 Nov 2010 ~ 2:13pm UPSLynx This is one of my favorite pieces on Icrontic. Video makes me LOL every time.
23. 
    9 Nov 2010 ~ 2:50pm Bandrik I still LOL hard every time Lynx covers his face with his hands.
    
    Also, the only way that would have made Lynx's "Yessss..." after Kyle's "Noooo!" was if Lynx was wearing a Power Glove. Because it's SOOOO BAD.
    
    
24. 
    10 Nov 2010 ~ 11:21am Tushon Everything else may be child's play, but this is for androids:
    
    The Sega VR goggles!
    
    
25. 
    10 Nov 2010 ~ 11:43am Bandrik Oh I heard they were releasing an updated, modern version of those VR goggles for the Dreamcast 2. It's bundled with the "Avatar: So 3D I Think It's Real and I Get Blue Without Them" edition. True story.
26. 
    10 Nov 2010 ~ 12:08pm Tushon

    Bandrik wrote:

    Oh I heard they were releasing an updated, modern version of those VR goggles for the Dreamcast 2. It's bundled with the "Avatar: So 3D I Think It's Real and I Get Blue Without Them" edition. True story.

    You mean the device Lynx modeled and pre-ordered at the "I Avatar" convention, of which he is a co-founder?
27. 
    10 Nov 2010 ~ 12:29pm Kwitko Avatar sucks.